Monday, May 27, 2019

Should Have Chased a Kitten Instead !!


Earlier it was said and believed that if a graduate is not preparing for CAT/MBA, his life is not worthwhile. Nowadays, to attempt CAT exam is a national hobby. No other exams, no computer application course can match the swiftness coupled with glamour which goes with these three words (CAT). I think engineers are badly affected by these three words.
Having failed twice to clear my degree I set the lofty goal of IIM through CAT for myself. After having passed my BMS degree from an obscure college, I declared at home, I want to appear for CAT. My father motivated me with all the warmth at his command. Addressing my mother he choked, see whose son he is. Didn't I tell you he will make it big in life? My mother was also not less in emotions, she immediately gave Rs5 for prasad (boondi ka prasad). My brothers were giving me strange looks. Fully aware of my potential, they were amazed. I asked my brother for some rough sheets which my brother gladly lifted from his office and brought the very next day. My mother had increased the quantity of milk after all Kappu was all set to enter the arena, an arena which is more in demand(as per coaching institutions). From neighborhood to far hood, from postman to milkman everyone in the society was officially informed that our Kapil is preparing for CAT, so ensure that vegetables should be fresh and green. Do not ring the doorbell, it interrupts the chain of thoughts. 
I had instructed my brother to be a lookout for the CAT advertisement for two reasons, one I love my India and its RAJBHASA(HINDI), so in English newspaper, I do not read beyond the page which informs what film is running in which theater and tv shows time table. The second reason even I also do not know. Somehow I started my cat preparation, but unable to concentrate. I understand, before the match, cricketers are fond of chewing gum for enhancing their concentration skills. I too tried this but in vain. So I tried sweet pan and believe me it worked for me. It helped me to enhance my focus.
After submitting my CAT application, the second phase of my blissful enjoyment commenced. I collected all the materials give by IMS( coaching institute) and started my preparation seriously.
Come the exam day, my brother dropped me on his HUNK to the exam center. I was as fresh and transparent as morning dew. I had absolutely no tension. I had not prepared or memorized anything. so there was no tension of forgetting anything. But I don't know why my heart was throbbing at a fast pace when I entered in the examination hall. Maybe because of anxiety or excitement. I was confused and shocked to see the rules designed by Prometric - tight security check, 6 times fingerprints, and even they did not allow me to carry some toffees with me. So at that time, I was simply dogging the instructions given by proctors.
Lots of expectations with zero frustration. Thanks to Prometric on two counts, first, the paper was online, so you cannot take back paper at home for cross-checking what have you done and start agonizing you all over again. Second, questions are objective type, so only ticking on options provided.
I know my results as soon I came out of the exam hall. but still, it will be better for me to wait for the result day. let's see kya hota hai ...
currently, I am contemplating whom shall I blame for my failure...Binladen, IMS, Modi, Myself, I planned to go alphabetically. 
All the best to all MBA aspirants who are waiting for results.
In the end, I just want to say
TRY AND FAIL BUT DONOT FAIL TO TRY


Sunday, May 12, 2019

EVM- Excess Voting to Modi



There was also a time when the leader of the losing party used to make this statement: "We politely accept this decision and we will continue to work for the country and will try to improve the mistakes made by us in the next elections.
Ever since Congress has lost in the center and in some states, such statements have come to an end at all. Now the condition is that if a party or opposition party wins the election, the EVM is doing fine and if the BJP wins, then it is overturned by saying that the BJP has won due to the failure of the EVM. When people were not too much educated, there was no Internet and there were no social media, people would have come in such bluffs made by political parties and by taking advantage of it, Congress party always ruled us. All Opposition political parties including Congress, opposed to Modi and BJP, started doing such acts, which could be directly placed in the category of anti-nationalist. Allegations of corruption were already being preoccupied with Congress party.

The Election Commission has challenged all the political parties several times to come to the Election Commission office with their own experts and hack EVM or prove any malfunction to it. But not a single political party accepts this open challenge because they know that if
there can be fair elections, it can be done only by EVM.
Even though the EVM drowning is to start after May 23, but Congress party and their alliance crying have increased to the extent of madness by the fear of losing before the elections. A new example of this is NCP chief Sharad Pawar's statement in which he is saying, "I gave my vote to NCP but my vote went to BJP". This "strange" statement by Sharad Pawar is a testimony to the fact that for the past 5 years, all the opposition parties, including the Congress, have been trying to fool the public by telling EVM responsible for the embarrassing defeat due to their work did in past.

Who said failure has no reason? Learn from Rahul and his party as they have reasons for their failure. It looks like people will not vote for Modi but EVM will do it. Modi has the support of EVM not the people of India.


Saturday, May 11, 2019

Result declared- Get ready to sell pakodas



Recent results of board examinations of Class X and Class XII have come. Since then, it is only talking about children who have topped or have got good attendance on every side. There is nothing talking about them, those who have left this class or have just got the passing marks.

Here is how famous Cartoonist Kajal Kumar showed the impact of pakodey wali speech by BJP leader...



Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Comparison- Let's avoid it


Once Upon a time, there was a crow in the forest, he was very happy because he didn't have any desires. He was satisfied with his life, but once he saw a swan in the forest and started thinking about how beautiful this creature is, such a creature i have never seen before! so clean and white. He is very white and beautiful in this forest, so he will be very happy.

Crow went to Swan and asked, bro you are so beautiful, so you will be very happy? On this Swan responded, yes I was very happy before, until I had not seen the parrot. Since seeing it, it seems that the parrot is the most beautiful creature in the earth. The body of both of us has only one color but the parrot has two-two colors on the body, the red circle of his neck and he has a green color, in truth he was very beautiful.

Now Crow thought that swan is telling the parrot as the most beautiful, then he needs to see it. The crow went to parrot and asked, bro you will be so happy as you get two colors? Parrot replied, yes i was happy till i had not seen peacock. Peacock has multiple colors whereas i only have two.

Crow tried to find the peacock in the forest but he couldn't find him. He find him in Zoo and there is a lot of crowd around him. Crow asked to peacock same question on happiness. Peacock replied sadly, what difference does it make even if i am beautiful? People keep me in Zoo for their own enjoyment but you can roam anywhere freely wherever you want. Therefore, you should be the most satisfied and happy creatures of the world because you are free. The Crow was shocked, because the importance of his life was revealed by someone else.

Friends, we also do the same. We compare our happiness and qualities to others, whose living conditions differs greatly from us. There are many things in our life which are only with us, but we are not happy to understand its importance. Small happiness of others look bigger and because of this we ignore our big happiness. Always value what God has given to us.


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https://indiantiranga.blogspot.com/2019/04/sadhvi-pragya-saffron-saint.html

https://indiantiranga.blogspot.com/2019/03/great-indian-festival-with-lots-of.html

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